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Conservatives announce new innocuous thing they're terrified of (www.thebeaverton.com)

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OTTAWA – The Conservative Party of Canada has officially announced that in addition to walkable cities, vaccines, and transgender children, they are also deeply afraid of eating bugs.

“We WON’T Eat Bugs,” the CPC said in an online petition it posted this week. “No one is asking us to, but we’re so scared someone might, and it could be Justin Trudeau. And that makes us furious and so very frightened of this version of Justin Trudeau that we made up who is making us eat bugs.”

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[–] corsicanguppy 36 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Holy moly, it's real.

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7385019

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What's it called when you eat the onion but turns out it actually is real?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

This fucking timeline

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not the onion?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Normally yes, but the OP actually is an onion article.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

tuesday

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