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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All (thehardtimes.net)

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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes the articles are just silly, but this one is worth the read!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The cousins from Miami got me

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The "Gaetz made a post asking reddit how to make venmo payments private" was my favorite.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Because of course he would

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I felt compelled to read it too. Haha.

Was not disappointed!