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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes the articles are just silly, but this one is worth the read!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The cousins from Miami got me

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The "Gaetz made a post asking reddit how to make venmo payments private" was my favorite.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Because of course he would

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I felt compelled to read it too. Haha.

Was not disappointed!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Gaetz found out it wasn't "JV Dance" it was "JD Vance"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oh yooooou! I love this comment!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Somebody was on reddit today

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So glad his schedule freed up

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He has time to finally go back and get another diploma. He can graduate high school again, right?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

He’d probably prefer middle school

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I cannot wait for them to take over Infowars

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This one is a different satire newspaper, but yeah.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

This one can take over breitbart or oan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Punks probably drooling in anticipation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

TBF middle school volleyball finals take precedence