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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 139 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

I'm an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter something I'm not prepared to deal with.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'm a Google Beta.

I am effectively immortal, but I will probably someday disappear without notice.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Don’t worry, your features “will be incorporated in future releases of our latest chat client and our Gmail.”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I was stable release several years ago. Now I have security issues but some folks still think I'm awesome.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just try not to leave the few remaining people who depend on you, up shit creek. Get a will.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

They'll leave a promise that other people will fill the roles they used to without any current plan to do so.

[–] troyunrau 18 points 3 months ago

Damn, too early of a release eh?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

And not suitable for public release, obviously

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I also have a memory leak.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Limited release to the world.