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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away ... and make anything in between breathe it.

But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners, so you can do that now if you are into it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should absolutely teach science classes

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well, jizz wouldn't be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?

But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.

Or this jizzery: youtube/AlmH_33QCu8

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Put a fucking NSFW tag on that shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Never been to a furry&leaffy con, have you?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

If female cannabis plants don't get the jizz they crave, their flowers get all plump and sticky as they cry out "plz pollinate me, daddy"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Great...now I will never ever blow a dandelion nor touch a touch-me-not again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Harder!
I mean, yes, you don't have to, but it would be pretty cool if you did.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yellow Pines are the Peter North of trees.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It occurs to me to ask, is this why you're evil?