Evil_Shrubbery

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yeah, the random personal objects that live in my mind and are still loved in that meta-timeless brainhole headcanon concept type of way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

You need to mix equal parts boil and water. Not sure where tho. Just buy already boiling water.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

despite

Rofl, these headlines

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

If the title omitted 'today's' it wouldn't even lose any accuracy.

I can't be sure if I'm thinking of the morning that actually happened today.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Big difference between hardly fucked and hard fucked olive oil.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

"We are so sorry, but don't let it happen again or you are so fired."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

I say let them cook a little, they arent drowning in donations and still do a tone of things for foss communities.

Let's remember that the de fuckto market (ie pleb) alternative is overwhelmingly Chrome.

We dont need such projects just so we as individuals can have privacy focused experiences but also for how that influences markets and society. And to have any influence you need certain power of masses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Love a Hitachi certified person either way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

☑ Wrap as a gift.

☑ The delivery address is the same as receipt address.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

The more it concs the rete the more it brutalisms your butt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Did you show them how you masturbate with your Hitachi (with a high noise level on purpose)?

 
 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0500341/characters/nm0801838

Credit/sauce:
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3964820

I'm imagining it delivering nuggets to guys in the trenches over barbed wire and mustard gas.

 

... someone linked this in a Discord server and it's just too horrible not to repost.

Would have turned the switches the other way around tho.

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