Comic Strips

Ehh....

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1992-05-10-we-2559-story.html

The Duck Wars : Mating season is a brutal time for the female birds, who often are injured or die. Residents along the canals have created a sanctuary.

This is mating season, and, as the ducks’ human friends will tell you, it’s no Disney movie. These are ducks out of a Far Side cartoon, says one observer: They should have jackets that read “Hell’s Waterfowl.”

The ducks of the Venice canals, most of them crossbred mallards officially known as urban domesticated ducks, engage in mating behavior that is hard on the females in the best of times. A female that wanders near a group of males will be mounted again and again. Females that escape alive drag themselves out of the water stripped of the feathers on their heads and backs. Some lose an eye.

I mean, both humans and animal flirt like all of the panels.

Plants on the other hand are more kinky.

Or they’d open their window and sing out “wanna fuck?”

I mean the house would more like the pile of junk and the dancing would be naked and the pile of junk would be like the shiniest one thing from the pile. Could you imagine if women reacted favorably to such simple expressions. fourth panel would be I bought you dinner.

I mean successful men flirt like this actually

Ummmm, who's going to tell them?

Second and third one kinda happens even if on a smaller scale

i showed u my ~~dick~~ cloaca pls respond

As someone who just got 2 dick pics a few minutes i just want to say that it does work a lot of the time.

Point of order aren't bird calls basically just "SEX?"

How birds actually flirt:

https://youtu.be/LNC6ODsdul0

I may be wrong, but I think a lot of birds do basically exactly that

This is kind of meme, that if I had a brother (hypothetically that is, I don't have one) and he would send it to my girlfriend (again hypotheical, I dont have one), I would see this as a kind of betryal. Would anyone agree?