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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fruit is a scientific term. Vegetable is a culinary term.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Fruit is also a culinary term that is not identical to its meaning as a scientific term

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

That's the one the SCOTUS used.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There we go. A tomato can be a fruit and not a fruit at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh cool, now we can namedrop Schrödinger into this to give an even more educated impression.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That only makes you seem educated to the uneducated

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A real Kroger Dinner situation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Welcome to Walmart.