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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you want to be super pedantic (and I do), time travel may not be necessary for the stormtroopers to work.

Star Wars is a long time ago (as of 1977), in a galaxy far away. A ship full of stormtroopers could have come through a wormhole to medieval Earth. Or depending on how long ago Star Wars is, could even have been cryogenically frozen, drifting towards Earth for ages.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

could even have been cryogenically frozen, drifting towards Earth for ages

Time travelled forward, so to speak ๐Ÿ˜„