this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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I want to belive that this is true (and gay)
It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn't be English either. I've watched Bob l'éponge and the song is French.
I learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population... So there's a chance
Negligence discharge will make you wish you were dead though
Switzerland has it too, and while English isn't the official language almost everyone speaks it.