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How do vaccines cause autism? (howdovaccinescauseautism.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/internetisbeautiful@lemm.ee

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[–] fxomt@lemm.ee 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

I see no flaw with this logic. Clearly pluto, along with vaccines are the cause of autism.

And 98% of pluto is nitrogen ice. And 78% of earth's atmosphere is what? NITROGEN

therefore nitrogen causes autism, too

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] otter 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

It gets worse

The nitrogen even got into our DNA...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytosine

We need to cleanse and get back to all natural DA

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait aren’t all fertilisers full of nitrogen? Oh no! Our food supply is contaminated! We must send all animal poop to space as to not taint our beautiful earth with nitrogen.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait... I have a taint. I'm also autistic.

DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE EVER END???

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 weeks ago

i think trying to figure out how deep the rabbit hole goes is a crime in most places, at least if you do it in public

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

And oxigen makes us old, so we should stop breathing ASAP.

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago

Remarkable! Everyone who followed your advice stopped aging almost immediately.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Vote this man into the white house! Non of that FAKE (heavily researched and scientific studys). I want what the man on the interwebs said! See its all just a bunch of nerds writing down shit! Like congrats you got a fancy piece of paper! So like what that means your qualified or something??? Just give me Anti aging!!!

(This is satirical)