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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably pissed about all of their murder friends and family, dolphins, whales, elephants, and apes should all be off limits.

[–] avidamoeba 3 points 2 years ago

It's what my father taught me. If the dog bit you, bite it back! 🐬