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Anon becomes a shrimp farmer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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honorary greentext

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Silly goose, everyone knows shrimp is much more valuable than eg--

Heavens to betsy, you're right

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Shrimps is bugs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Now I just need to find a pod to live in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

so tasty bug

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bugs taste like shrimp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

yummmm