this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
392 points (97.6% liked)

Greentext

5025 readers
2085 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

honorary greentext

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Now I am just imagining someone breeding cows to get some kind of aquatic cow species. Which would also make a great band name.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I wonder how manatee tastes...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Like a tough porkchop soaked in swamp water. Those damn aquatic speed bumps aren't even good for eatin'.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fishy steak

edit: CONJECTURE!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago