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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

How do they take pictures before and after?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I will have, I will have...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

There is no 'after' for FAS. That shit is forever

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

That's the joke. They suggested a side by side picture on a baby.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

with a camera... how are you this dense?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Just photograph the baby before and after the pub marathon? Use yer head, bruv.