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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I absolutely would not care in the slightest. If they get weird or handsy they are getting pepper spray and charges pressed.

Edit: typo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

And at the same time if you had a bunch of other guys in the bathroom to beat his ass that'd be a plus too. I ain't afraid to punch a pervert in his stupid face.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think you mean handsy, handsome folk can't help being handsome

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah. Autocorrect got me. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Well, if they don't find you handsome, hopefully they'll find you handy... just gotta keep a roll of duck tape for emergencies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You're right, I can't help it.