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[โ€“] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I use Lemmy for porn, niche interests, memes, and anonymous political discussion. I can't put it anymore bluntly than that ๐Ÿฅธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What porn is on lemmy? Asking for a friend.

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's over on its own Instance at Lemmy.nsfw

I can't speak for quantity or quality, but that's where it is.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You mean, your friend thanks me....right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah! That.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, yeah, definitely. And my friend thanks you too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nice. Hope your friend enjoys his time with the boobs. My friend won't be drawn on his main account about what he's into, and has a separate alt on that instance that he won't tell me the name of.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

My friend has no shame.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

https://lemmynsfw.com/ they got the URL wrong. lemmy.world and lemmynsfw.com are federated so you don't need to make a different account there. But if you want a "porn alt" that would be the place to do it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Not enough. At least for male/gay stuff. /foreskin is basically on life support, for example. I picked that one community completely at random.

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Stop looking at me like that. I have needs, okay?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I ain't judging but... why foreskin in particular?

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Mine was taken from me without my concent, and I really like uncut guys. Like a lot. Lot. The first uncut guy I was with, it was like an awakening. He is huge and thick too, and submissive, but ever since I've been chasing after guys who didn't get the treatment I did. It's kinda sorta my biggest 'kink', if you will.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mine was also taken away from me sadly. Maybe I should grow a new one. Apparently that's a thing. In any case, I'm happy you have something you like.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I've been lurking the subreddit about restoration for a few years now. I'm disabled and stuck with family, so I can't do anything until I'm moved away with a partner. I haven't brought it up yet, but I'm sure my master would be supportive in the endeavor. Just need to be financially stable and move away...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I wish you luck with your quest. If it's any consolation I'm stuck with my parents and don't really know how to start a life of my own. But she'll be right, I think.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm from a country where uncut is the norm, to the point where it's unusual to meet a dude that's cut, and it's kinda fascinating to see someone being so into it.

Maybe you should move to Europe.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A visit at least is on my bucket list :3

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I might be biased, but I can only reccomend it. Start with the EU country that vibes most with you, can't go wrong, honestly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

;)

Sometimes when you have spare and someone else hasn't enough, it's good to share, don't you think? I like the idea of sharing. Sharing seems nice. We could share.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I already did. Check your messages on your profile page.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I'm cut, unfortunately :(

(also disabled so my self-image is... poor)

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What niche interests do you have in common with at least one other lemmy user?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

QWOP ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clop_(erotic_fan_art)

For the record, I didn't know what that meant either until I searched...

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

None of us believe your clarification either, cupcake