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[–] hellfire103 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Wow. We could never have predicted this would happen. I am in a state of shock.

(s a r c a s m)

[–] hellfire103 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

If I ever meet any of these bastards, they will find themselves wrapped in a tarp and buried under my house.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Don't bury shit in your backyard. Wood chipper.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Remember to use lots of quicklime to make sure there's no intact DNA left.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Too messy. Encased in concrete and dropped into the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Polluter.

Feed them to a pig farm in Iowa.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".