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In the style of gritty film noir, what are up to this week? (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

back in the day, if a guy said he was packin’ a heater, he wasn’t talkin’ about stayin’ warm—unless you count the kinda warmth that leaves smoke comin’ outta a guy’s chest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I chuckle darkly as she whispers sweet nothings to me to turn back, but my days of spraying gasoline on my chest and setting it on fire to entertain the morbid curiosities of my friends and admirers are over. "Friends don't let friends demean themselves" I say. I make a power fist and hold it high, just like my therapist taught me.