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Microsoft Study Finds Relying on AI Kills Your Critical Thinking Skills (gizmodo.com)
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Corporations and politicians: "oh great news everyone... It worked. Time to kick off phase 2..."

  • Replace all the water trump wasted in California with brawndo
  • Sell mortgages for eggs, but call them patriot pods
  • Welcome to Costco, I love you
  • All medicine replaced with raw milk enemas
  • Handjobs at Starbucks
  • Ow my balls, Tuesdays this fall on CBS
  • Chocolate rations have gone up from 10 to 6
  • All government vehicles are cybertrucks
  • trump nft cartoons on all USD, incest legal, Ivanka new first lady.
  • Public executions on pay per view, lowered into deep fried turkey fryer on white house lawn, your meat is then mixed in with the other mechanically separated protein on the Tyson foods processing line (run exclusively by 3rd graders) and packaged without distinction on label.
  • FDA doesn't inspect food or drugs. Everything approved and officially change acronym to F(uck You) D(umb) A(ss)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

that "ow, my balls" reference caught me off-guard

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I love how you mix in the Idiocracy quotes :D

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I hate how it just seems to slide in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

A savvy consumer, glad you mentioned. Felt better than hitting it on the nose.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  • Handjobs at Starbucks

Well that's just solid policy right there, cum on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It would wake me up more than coffee that's for sure

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Bullet point 3 was my single issue vote