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Illinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinois (www.wilx.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

U don't get our free healthcare tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Well what the hell is the point then?!

Wait. The accent. I'm down for it again

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well that's fucked up

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

We say the same every time u guys have a school shooting.