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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Pretty much any tool with a cutting surface made of tungsten, high speed steel, or industrial diamond.

But one source I found says they only let people use their feet.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

And nobody thought to install some glass breakers on the bottom of their boots?

Edit: Hell, I'd even consider wedging a nice sharp piece of quartz into the tread of a boot.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Bullet proof glass is plexiglass/polycarbonate, so I don't think a glass breaker would help.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Oddly enough having lots of spikes hurts your chances by spreading the force over more area. You’d really just want a single small spike.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

It's like an inch thick plastic, so I doubt that would help. I think that's what they make the overlook sky balconys out of, so it's pretty resilient. Maybe you could whittle away at it with metal cleats over time? But I think they would probably kick you out first.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This isn't plexiglass, it seems to just be laminated glass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hmm, bullet proof glass is plexi/polycarb, so I wonder why they're advertising it as such.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I don't think they were advertising it that way, the label in the picture says security glass. The reddit post is just poorly titled.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

If they're only allowing kicking, you should use a 50cal shoe!

https://youtu.be/Sfpr_S8nVLA