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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Time to return to wanking off to magazines

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I VPN’s to Florida and e621 needs no age verification. Time for every Florida person to become a furry!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or use sketchy Russian porn sites and get syphilis for your device

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Reddit also works fine, probably. At least in my area with a similar law, they just have a "you sure you 18 bro?) popup, at least on old.reddit.com.

Make all their traffic porn, it's the best way to fight /u/spez...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

AOL age restrictions 2.0.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Free range porn, like our ancestors used to watch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

There has to be a lot of old porn boxes in the woods. Since kid stopped looking for them in favor of Internet.