this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
823 points (98.9% liked)
Luigi Mangione
964 readers
911 users here now
A community to post anything related to Luigi Mangione.
This is not a pro-murder community. Please respect Lemmy.world ToS.
founded 2 months ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Police just released more footage of the alleged perpetrator.
I can't believe that in 2025 people still believe in Bigfoot. That is so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.
Bigfoot is just his last name. Larry Bigfoot. He plays cello.
Pfffft! That's obviously a wendigo having a bad hair day.
So like a human-sized, human-shaped Bigfoot
What if all along bigfoot was just a dude who had big feet??
It's actually just an averagely hairy Turkish man.
Maybe almost human shaped, I'd say the arms are curiously long for a regular human and the torso is much bulkier than our's, but I am no expert on human or bigfoot anatomy.
I like to think that some version of this conversation took place:
"Chief, should we release this security footage to the press?"
"Why wouldn't we?"
"Well, it looks like bigfoot. Like a bigfoot scam video."
"It sure does. But if we don't release it, they'll say we're suppressing it."
"As long as you are prepared for the jokes and memes, Sir."
Oh shit. That looks like me and I live in Oregon.
Brb, gotta go bury some stuff...
(Including myself)