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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago (4 children)

If someone’s coughing up blood in front of me I’m leaving too.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

tbh I'd probably leave but notify someone who works there so they can call an ambulance or do first aid or something. and even if the cougher wipes the blood up, the floor there should be disinfected.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People really need to watch 28 Days Later, they'll be sitting ducks otherwise!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

No wonder he developed the atomic bomb after that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You might like playing in stranger’s bodily fluids but that’s not my bag, baby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol ye, I’m not associating someone coughing blood with playing in it but maybe helping?

Do you walk past accidents on the road if you are the first third party seeing it or do you help?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fainting isn't going to do much to help so I close my eyes and walk past.

Someone better than me with more training will come by!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least call cops or something my dude :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Why do the accident victims need their dogs shot?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yea, I'm not dealing with whatever contagion they may be spreading with that. GL to them though.