this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Mind you, I also followed rules 1 and 2

  • A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

  • A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Rule 1: be attractive Rule 2: don't be unattractive