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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Javascript should say "you are a masochist and a nerd"

[–] zqwzzle 54 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Who thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?

[–] zqwzzle 13 points 4 hours ago

Probably this guy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

That should be a dog fucking a football.