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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It'll continue to spread, as well. Last Friday, someone with contagious measles spent hours touring 2 Texas campuses, hours in college bars and restaurants, and hours in crowded tourist attractions. Next Friday, one of those colleges starts spring break - and it takes 2 weeks for the rash to start showing up. Some of those college students will have caught measles and will go on spring break, where they'll spread measles to other spring breakers. Three weeks from now, there'll be outbreaks in every state in the Union.

If you weren't vaxxed, you were under-vaxxed, not sure if you got vaxxed, or think the vax might not have taken, now it's an excellent time to get vaxxed.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It depends on how badly we've fallen under herd immunity, but it does seem likely.

You can catch measles by entering a room, such as a classroom, where another student had measles two hours before.

Unvaccinated people are going to pay for the ignorance of their parents real soon.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Unvaccinated, immunocompromised and babies under 2 years old are at risk. Vaccination is a collective effort to protect the most vulnerable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago

People born after 1957 and vaxxed before 1967 (vax was less effective), people who only got a single shot until the mid-70's (accidentally under-vaxxed), immune compromised/suppressed ...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

It’ll continue to spread, as well. Last Friday, someone with contagious measles spent hours touring 2 Texas campuses, hours in college bars and restaurants, and hours in crowded tourist attractions.

If accurate, this person belongs in fucking prison

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I doubt they knew they had it at that time.

[–] MDCCCLV 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They were almost certainly unvaccinated though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

So do you want to start imprisoning everyone that isn't vaccinated? Do you want to do it when they're still a child or the day they turn 18?

[–] [email protected] -5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

that's very leftist of you to promote carceral punishments for someone who could've had no idea they were infected

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

that's very leftist of you to promote carceral punishments

You don't know what "leftist" means.