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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

It’ll continue to spread, as well. Last Friday, someone with contagious measles spent hours touring 2 Texas campuses, hours in college bars and restaurants, and hours in crowded tourist attractions.

If accurate, this person belongs in fucking prison

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I doubt they knew they had it at that time.

[–] MDCCCLV 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They were almost certainly unvaccinated though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

So do you want to start imprisoning everyone that isn't vaccinated? Do you want to do it when they're still a child or the day they turn 18?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

that's very leftist of you to promote carceral punishments for someone who could've had no idea they were infected

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

that's very leftist of you to promote carceral punishments

You don't know what "leftist" means.