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I hunt the things sometimes. And let me tell you its spooky hearing the shot bounce of them when just a bit too high. They then honk at you for your attempt.

A goose wing strike will TOTALLY FUCK UP another bird, breaking bones.

And they will not back down.

From enviroliteracy.org:

1. Maintain Eye Contact: Never turn your back on an aggressive goose. Always face the goose directly. This will allow you to monitor its behavior and anticipate its movements. Do not squint or block your eyes with any object, like a purse or briefcase.
2. Slowly Back Away: Use your peripheral vision to guide your movements while keeping your gaze fixed on the goose. Back away slowly and steadily, avoiding any sudden or jerky actions that might further provoke the goose. Be mindful of your surroundings to prevent falls or stumbles. Most injuries related to goose attacks are actually due to people falling while fleeing.
3. Avoid Hostile Behavior: It is essential to remain neutral in your behavior. Do not make aggressive gestures, wave your arms, or shout at the goose. Do not attempt to hit, kick, or swing at the goose. This will likely increase its aggression and could lead to a more severe attack.
4. Create Distance: Keep backing away until you have put a significant distancebetween you and the goose. Once the goose is no longer exhibiting aggressive behaviors, it’s safe to continue moving away.
5. If the Goose Charges: If the goose begins to charge or run towards you, do not run away frantically. Continue to back away slowly. The goose’s primary goal is usually to deter you from the area, not to engage in a prolonged battle.
6. Lateral Movement (If Necessary): If the goose is very close and charging, you might need to move to the side and angle your movement away from the nesting area. Duckand move at a 90-degree angle, still facing the goose. The objective is to create some space while not turning your back to the bird.

Lol, dude, the goose mob is real. They're aggressive and can do damage, but people on the internet will make a mountain out of a molehill. It's still an animal that's about 14 pounds at it's heaviest with an very grab-able neck. Most human adults should be able to take on a goose, even though people online will try to convince you it's the same as trying to take on a grizzly.

I once saw one get hit by a car. The car had to be towed away. The bird walked away unscathed!