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Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(

That's because we're going steady now. Her mum is ill, so I'm helping covering the medical expenses and... flying out to Nigeria with a suitcase full of used bank notes.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I think you've been scammed mate. Fedichick's mum is actually from Thailand and needs a kidney transplant, which I'm on my way to give.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I gave her my heart but she took your kidney. 😕

[–] Sunshine 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You have a few spare ones to give. I volunteer the flamingo who talks too much.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Ace Attorney 'Objection' bubble

You claim I talk too much and yet you have over 4,000 posts, over 8 times my number of posts. Clearly you must have an abundance of kidneys to give.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

I've got more than that, so I must be King Kidney.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago

HOW DARE YOU!!

Just because I couldn't come up with the cash fast enough doesn't mean you could JUST SWOOP IN LIKE THAT!!