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Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Saw UniversalMonk being an ass one day, made this, and alllllllmost posted it, but for some reason didn't. I figure this is a good place for it C:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Aw beans, I picked the wrong username, didn't I? :(

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago

Sober... at a bar ffs, out with ye!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (3 children)

Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(

That's because we're going steady now. Her mum is ill, so I'm helping covering the medical expenses and... flying out to Nigeria with a suitcase full of used bank notes.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I think you've been scammed mate. Fedichick's mum is actually from Thailand and needs a kidney transplant, which I'm on my way to give.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I gave her my heart but she took your kidney. 😕

[–] Sunshine 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You have a few spare ones to give. I volunteer the flamingo who talks too much.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Ace Attorney 'Objection' bubble

You claim I talk too much and yet you have over 4,000 posts, over 8 times my number of posts. Clearly you must have an abundance of kidneys to give.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I've got more than that, so I must be King Kidney.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago

HOW DARE YOU!!

Just because I couldn't come up with the cash fast enough doesn't mean you could JUST SWOOP IN LIKE THAT!!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

the migrants are taking over! They all look the same!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Replying to you from the stupidest clone. This one truly is the slowest. Maybe because the users are testing/running so many bots and addons on this instance.

Decentralization FTW. ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Can confirm.