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what kind of sick degenerate doesn't watch their porn in fullscreen? Are they really beating it while going like
at that tiny ass viewport? Why? You could study each individual hair on someone's taint in full screen, so why limit yourself?
edit: wait, forgot it's 4chan, of course they're a sick degenerate or masochist of some stripe.
99% time spent browsing 1% time spent watching video
A true connoisseur
Please, the true connoisseur already has their perfect porn downloaded locally and kept in an innocuously-named folder.
Homework, even though you are no longer a student.
Yoo this looks good
clicks and immediately slides to recommended
Yoo this looks good
clicks and immediately slides to recommended
Yoo this looks good
You need that subway surfers video on your other half of the screen.
I have to confess that I'm that type o sick degenerate masochist that watches anything in an tiny ass viewport, maximum length of the Youtube theatre mode. The only exception is movies that I watch in fullscreen.
Some of us use gaming TVs as monitors and like to sit close to eliminate the need to increase display scaling (and for more immersion in games). I never need to fullscreen a video ever with my 65" LG C1 OLED.
As a side effect, I never need to maximize a window, either, so the chances of a website logo burning-in are next to nil.
Maybe they use Tor Browser to avoid their parents' internet fiilter. That has a fixed window size to limit fingerprinting.
Not fixed but a couple of predefined sizes it will pick the next size down from.