cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/57579403
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Free gravel. That's building material. You can always sell building material.
But then you would never learn the secrets of the oysters.
Yo, this dirty ocean water be bussin'
Pretty sure the only thing oysters will say to you is "fuck off".
I could make them talk.
I cannot tell you how many ways free gravel for life would help me, but it’s definitely a lot
Pun not intended
But if it's free, you can't sell it. Otherwise it would no longer be free.
EDITH: I'm surprised how many downvotes your getting for posting a shit post in a shitposting community :-D
Free for me, not for thee.
In a world where some people can control toasters with their mind, free gravel disappears as soon as you put a price tag on it. I'm sorry if you don't like that, but I don't make the rules.
Really? Because that rule wasn't in the original question and you just made it up.
The original question also doesn't state that gravity attracts everything but oysters or that Albert Einstein has two runny noses. But that's how it is. These are just the basic rules of the fantasy pill world. Everybody knows that (at least I thought so).
With comprehension like that You could be a financial advisor for the US government.
In order to do that I'd have to take 💊 № 1 though, so I'd be able to communicate with people who are sℏellfish.