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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn that leopard must be bursting at the seams with faces at this point.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Leopard fashion has moved away from belts to suspenders but elastic waistbands aren't far away.