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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

He literally voted for this

[–] Vegeta 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On a video call, her black curls hang askew. She wears a tan uniform, reflecting her lack of criminal record.

They're even dressed based on status...

[–] Mycatiskai 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder if they have pink uniforms for the LGBT prisoners?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Only in Arizona. (Though they were for everyone and thankfully Tent City was closed.)

[–] Mycatiskai 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Yes that was pink uniforms and Bibles for all the men because sheriff Arpaio liked to shame prisoners and ask for citizenship papers from anyone that was guilty of being Hispanic in Arizona.

[–] imvii 8 points 23 hours ago

This is the definition of leopards eating faces.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn that leopard must be bursting at the seams with faces at this point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Leopard fashion has moved away from belts to suspenders but elastic waistbands aren't far away.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

He got what he voted for.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Overweight leopard dies after feasting for months straight! More at 7.

[–] HikingVet 2 points 2 hours ago

Oh, poor leopard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

He knows, he wanted this. In his mind, easy divorce, he probably called ICE himself.

[–] Mycatiskai 6 points 1 day ago

They were returning from their honeymoon.

ICE is lazy, instead of looking for actual violent criminal illegals, they just set up in airports looking for anyone with brown skin.