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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

He knows, he wanted this. In his mind, easy divorce, he probably called ICE himself.

[โ€“] Mycatiskai 6 points 4 days ago

They were returning from their honeymoon.

ICE is lazy, instead of looking for actual violent criminal illegals, they just set up in airports looking for anyone with brown skin.