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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is the perfect weather to make health and fitness changes if you need to. Also getting rid of clutter. C'mon guys. You've got this!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anyone want to work on their functional strength? It would be my honour to allow you to come over and mop my floors and scrub my bathroom.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Scrub? How long has it been, you filthy animal?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OK a bit of hyperbole on my part but I don't deny the filthy animal allegations.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You make it sound like throwing you in the trough at the Laird would be welcome

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've had a few trough guys at kink nights I've done security at.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The infamous one I know is rather nice if you can ignore that bit

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

TBH working as a bouncer, the 90s/00s BDSM crowd was probably my favourite for crowd behaviour. They didn't get messy intoxicated. They were big on respect and consent. If anyone behaved really badly, they were ostracised from the community.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Close but I'm the pisser not the pissee.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ah. Not my flag, but we never thought that ๐Ÿ˜บ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

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Here's a tip. Spray the shower with a cleaning product. Clean the basin, bath and floor then get in the shower and clean that, then yourself. You've got this!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Oh I do need to work out ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just dropped off at the opshop and have a hard rubbish booked for the 7th. I also bought a desk chair. A touch more than I wanted to spend, but getting a purchase out of the way has its own value.