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submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (3 children)

1+2=3

There's no place for a number 1. If you're not going to shit, then you're not allowed to pee either.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No no no, you just piss in the sink instead

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I gotta go, I gotta take a number three.
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

That's the only reason I suggested a #3. Thanks for spreading the good word.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

classic

a man of culture

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

The place for number 1 is to the right.