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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Indicates how many seashells were installed in each room.

[–] [email protected] 180 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (12 children)

What you're seeing here is numbered doors of toilet stalls.

This picture is from the inside of a restroom area, so any gender icons would be the outside of any door in here anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 days ago (4 children)

ytf do they number their stalls? is it like: "help, my zipper's stuck! I'm in stall oo. Whatever you do, don't go into stall o!"

"where did you say you were?"

(sighs) "stall oo, toilet |||, co-sharing toilet roll ~~~. Hurry!"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago

"Hey Randy, grab the bucket, someone's had explosive diarrhea all over stall three again."

Putting in a support ticket. "Flushing problem in stall two of the toilets on the second floor."

So Randy doesn't need to go through all the flushes to find the broken one.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The one on the right are for users of these

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And the left is for bicyclists?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

That would make sense, yes, let's go with that.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

He doesn't know how to use the three rings.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago (12 children)

When you're Nonbinary every bathroom feels like this, not because you don't know which is which but because you don't know which choice is more wrong or will get you in more trouble.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 5 days ago (12 children)

2 circles is if you need to #2, 3 of you need to take a #3.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (6 children)

1+2=3

There's no place for a number 1. If you're not going to shit, then you're not allowed to pee either.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.

Stupidly cryptic, though.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Oh man I thought left was boobs and right was dick and balls.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 days ago

My instinct would be to use the one that seems to have a functioning door handle.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

Men, who have 2 testes go left, while women who have 3 testes go right. Wait...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

IMO:

They're gender-neutral. The two and three on the door are so that people can be told which one needs work.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

Please solve the following puzzle to prove you are a human

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (10 children)

i mean.

The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so... Case closed?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The two look like balls, and the three look like a head and boobs.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The left one is easy, it's boobs. Which means you're allowed if you have man boobs.

The other one is for people with 3 nipples.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

There's a sink. Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wanna go into the 3 ball bathroom to see all the dudes with 3 balls.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago

This is what the Republicans said would happen!!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago (4 children)

It's a test to determine your gender, you just walk into whichever one you're naturally compelled to and then when you get out you find out your gender. If you don't want to go into either then you're either nonbinary or agender

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Choose the door that looks the most like the sweaty imprint your groin leaves on the bench

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

1 circle of life
2 shotgun
3 maritime international sign for distress
4 audi owners
5 Olympic athletes

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They are already in the bathroom...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I think it's one of those places where the sink is outside, and the mystery hole is behind the doors.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

This stuff is frustrating when you're drunk at some hipster bar, and gotta go real bad but first you've got to decipher the hieroglyphics. I wish they had standards like emergency exits so you don't piss yourself looking for the right toilet.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Very self explanatory its for how many CANS OF BEANS YOU HAVE.

PISS EVERYWHERE WITH BEANS

MWHAHAHAHHA

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

I feel like one is a set of boobs. The other is a man, fully erect as seen from the front at a direct angle (business end pointed towards your mouth as you approach the door).

Places with gendered bathrooms should stick to icons that make sense. The place can do something cutesy too, but have a real bathroom sign.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's very worrying, does the US already started to sorting humans by the amount of balls they have?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

But wait your already in the bathroom right? I mean what are those sinks about?

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