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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  2. Be nice.
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Spooky Shopkeeper: I warn you, once you purchase this, there is no return....

Me: Too easy.

Spooky Shopkeeper: Very well. This is my last warning. If you purchase this, you will emerge into a hellish landscape of screaming soulless beings tearing their broken world apart, driven by shadowy eldritch forces... wait a minute... I get it now... I AM IN HELL!!!

Me: Please let me stay here. Don't ever make me leave this store.