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Spooky Shopkeeper: I warn you, once you purchase this, there is no return....
Me: Too easy.
Spooky Shopkeeper: Very well. This is my last warning. If you purchase this, you will emerge into a hellish landscape of screaming soulless beings tearing their broken world apart, driven by shadowy eldritch forces... wait a minute... I get it now... I AM IN HELL!!!
Me: Please let me stay here. Don't ever make me leave this store.