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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I must be a heck of a lot more "attractive," than I think I am. I'm male, and 44 y/o. I get a random compliment from strangers about once every month or two.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When's your next movie coming out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol, I would never make it as a public figure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Our very own anonymous movie star. Keep on making the heads turn on your anonymous path

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

You're practically Pierce Brosnan!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or it's the opposite and you're getting pity compliments. You're probably a pretty nice guy though, otherwise you wouldn't get any compliments.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have had a few people that I don't remember meeting describe me as "the friendliest guy in IB."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That sounds like a more accurate description of this town than its real name, lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well still, if you have a date in Constantinople they'll be waiting in Istanbul.