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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My daughter helped a relo out with his banking because he freaked out a bit. She says to me "Mum, he doesn't know how banking works but he knows how to get on Tinder". I couldn't stop laughing. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

doesn't know how banking works but he knows how to get on Tinder

Priorities

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"No Money, No Vagina"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_mPb2giI7g
Very nsfw language, likely triggering for anyone uncomfortable with meth'd up sexual frustration.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone needs to put music behind this

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

There's a remix, it's not to my tastes, co-worker music - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygO5_KJHwM4

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Omg hahahahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm crying

It would be triggering, but I find the shit meth heads spew to be hilarious! It's just so wild and unhinged ๐Ÿ˜‚

"IM TELLING THE TRUTH" he tells at the empty seat ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was chatting to someone the other day and they go "i'm no good with computers!" and I was like "huh. looks like you got an iphone there champ" and they go "oh yeah I can use an iphone just fine". Ok so its not that your no good with computers its that you dont want to be.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The thing with computers is if you don't use them all the time then you forgot how to do shit.

I can show you how to do a crochet stitch and a week later ask you to do it again and you'd probably fail. Repetition is what's needed to remember stuff.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also, you get used to things then they change it all in the upgrades. Boo!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yes and then there's a little second of panic.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Eh, there are levels. Once upon an Mac+ i'd play with ResEdit. Not touching whatever the equivalent is now, too big a jump.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

well, banking is made to be difficult so you don't lose your money

merchant banking is made to be as easy possible so you will spend your money