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[META] Are we living in a time when The Onion just can't compete with Not The Onion? (self.nottheonion)

submitted 2 weeks ago by klu9 to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The Onion could start writing about good things happening and then they'd be more Onion.

"Trump signs executive order to provide subsidizing school lunches for underprivileged elementary schools"

Something laughably unrealistic like that.

Then it will make you cry, like an onion should.

[–] klu9 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trump admits to not being that great, promises to try to be a better person in future

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Trump dood! Wat nou?