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[–] [email protected] 106 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Only git wasn’t done in 10 days. It was very quickly able to track its own development, but it still took Linus half a year of thinking to be able to make git.

(No, sorry, I can’t find the interview that would validate that claim.)

[–] sik0fewl 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not to mention years of using BitKeeper and knowing exactly what he wanted.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

And it sounds like somebody on the kernel team reverse engineered the internals of bit keeper so they would have a clear understanding of precisely how it worked - but more importantly the ways that it didn't suit their workflow

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was going to say this. Linus took some months to think about the design of Git before even writing it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Like you're fucking supposed to.

[–] corsicanguppy 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No! Agile! Pivot! Synergy! Other CEO-bro buzzwords! Line must go up faster!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Fuck me, this is some solid triggerage. Spent a year with those buzzwords before the cunt of a PO fucked off elsewhere and now we’re painfully fixing all the agile bullshit that got deployed under him and putting proper frameworks and foundations in place.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And it would still benefit for taking a week to formally define its interface before Linus started coding.

Also, basic is famous for being already fully specified and mostly stolen from other people's work.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Here is one interview where he says that. It's a great watch, too.

https://youtu.be/sCr_gb8rdEI