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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Okay first thing i do is i turn on the water, and hold the shower head in my hand, pointing it away from myself until the water is hot.

Then i quickly spray the water all over my body, so i am completely wet. Then hang up the shower head, and step under it.

Then my brain shuts off for an undetermined amount of time.

Then i put shampoo in my hair, armpits and crotch, then finally soap everywhere else.

Make sure to get all the soap off, then dry myself. Total of ~45min.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago

Then my brain shuts off for an undetermined amount of time.

After this, I first need to remember if I'm already done washing myself or haven't started yet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

lol I do the same thing but I do the washing part first. Because sometimes I will be in their so long I forget if I washed myself or not yet, so I just do it first

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Then my brain shuts off for an undetermined amount of time.

Pretty much this for me.

I've gotten pretty good at 10 minute showers before work, but I absolutely blank out from time to time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

I have had a beard for about 20 years. The world has not run out of people who have to ask how I clean it and are somehow surprised that I use shampoo on it. "Oh, yeah, I suppose it is hair!"