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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of my seven grandpas said you should believe me because I'm a real swell dude

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ha! Three and a half parents! I knews aliens were real!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

gay polycules were a thing in the 60s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Those stone soldiers should have made a world tour 25 years ago when they were declassified.

[–] remotelove 3 points 1 month ago