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[–] wise_pancake 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

BABASH includes the following changes from bash:

The kill command has been replaced by baptise and exorcise. baptise prevents a program from spawning a daemon, and exorcise terminates daemons.
All quoting must be annotated with a bible verse number
Due to manpage shenanigans with touch, touch has been renamed to exalt. Attempting to access the manpage for touch will be reported.
Using pipelines will no longer do clean up for the user

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

mount is supplicate
rev is now reverence
head is divine
tail is divination
gawk is peer
man is saint
systemd is a-system
join is marriage
If you have any questions or remarks, take them to god in prayer. We will pray for your forgiveness

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago