wise_pancake

BABASH includes the following changes from bash:

• The kill command has been replaced by baptise and exorcise. baptise prevents a program from spawning a daemon, and exorcise terminates daemons.
• All quoting must be annotated with a bible verse number
• Due to manpage shenanigans with touch, touch has been renamed to exalt. Attempting to access the manpage for touch will be reported.
• Using pipelines will no longer do clean up for the user

halve and double are inverses, right?

It looked great, I wanted it too, but the only way to install it would block our view or mean removing a vegetable garden that we just planted last year.

We were out shopping for patio umbrellas when we came across it.

That looks great, did you get the gazebo from Costco?

Was looking at some from Canadian Tire and Costco last week and they looked awesome

I need to stop looking at my phone before bed.

Fuck, the world sucks right now.

I’m sure the women forced out of school and having independent careers are just overjoyed they won’t be subjected to capitalism, and instead will get to live in a feudalistic theocracy that still has capitalism

(I don’t actually know if the Taliban honour the Quran’s stance on usury)

Renatathats a nice looking steak

You gotta share this with the dull men’s club

You are now exempt from my exemption on my unilateral reciprocal tariffs

And I’ll have you know, it’s not me, it’s you.

100%.

what the hell is going on with “Tables” vs filter views vs slices vs named ranges.

That should all be one properly thought out feature. And tables are so fragile. Nobody knows how to use filters because they default to global. The row groupings feature is entirely broken and forgotten about… they recently updated the filter views UI to be fragile all e s as f throw error messages about whether you’ve saved the change or not (nobody ever cared about this, we’re just trying to filter without breaking the sheet)

The little pills you get for validated entries are nice though, but even that has like 3 different versions and ways to do it.

Then there’s things like checkboxes, I know there’s an option for it somewhere, but I have never once found the menu it lives in.

Oh and the paste style menu item that tells you the shortcut but doesn’t copy stole for you. That is the most written by an engineer feature I’ve ever seen. “You’re doing it wrong, do it my way now or don’t do it all”.

I don’t know if that’s good or bad

The only two innovations in spreadsheets in 20 years that I’ve liked are connecting them to databases directly (which still sucks) and being able to collaboratively edit them.

Spoilers on titles are the issue for me.

That spent bean most commentary can’t still be had.