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Dear Sir/Madam,
FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
All the best,
Maurice Moss
I'll just put this over here... with the rest of the fire...
Roy: Weirdest thing just happened… (notices the fire) FIRE!!!
Moss: I’ve sent an email. It’s fine.
Roy: An email?! It’s a fire! Where’s… Where’s the extinguisher?
(Moss points out that the extinguisher is also on fire!)
Roy: How?!
Moss: Made in Britain!
Doesn't seem formal enough, imho.
You forgot to add 0
That second "0" should be a "9". I don't know why I'm so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.
Fixed :)
Ha ha ha ha. Wow! That was fast! Thanks for accommodating one of my obsessions.
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Gets me every time.
Excellent!
for next challenge multiply the 3 numbers in back if your card by 2 and then add 1
Damnit! You beat me to it! Well done.